Since George Carlin passed away recently, I thought it appropriate to start off with my favorite quote of his:
"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. "
Alas, all too true. If you want to read more of Carlin's sayings, click here.

"He was impressed with the city of Philadelphia, a prosperous town laid out in neat squares, unlike the warren of goat paths they called streets in Boston. And so far, the citizens of the colonial capital had been far more friendly and welcoming than the taciturn New Englanders."
Linda / Lyndi
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